Complete this sentence

[PBR]

One time I got so drunk that I...

 

[Buster]

made love to a fatty...and afterwards i held her in my arms and we weeped together...uncontrollable sobs...it was really a touching moment...

 

[MikeB]

Pissed on my kitchen floor in the middle of the night so I could blame my wifes new dog, and we would have to get rid of it.

 

[djmatt]

took out two brick mailboxes in my lincoln LS

I made it through the first one, but the second one pushed the engine through the firewall

 

[PBR]

...understood one of winbet's posts.

 

[NES]

...understood one of winbet's posts.

LOL

 

[HisIsTheHand]

Pissed on my kitchen floor in the middle of the night so I could blame my wifes new dog, and we would have to get rid of it.

:lol:

 

[NES]

One time I got so drunk that I...

......screwed a Canadian chick the size of Steak Tartar and wearing a Flyers jersey.

I wouldnt have done it had she not hit me with this line: "If I had a penis I would beat off all day". Basically for me that meant she was a freak and was going to suck my cack until my balls turned inside out.

 

[FairWarning]

...understood one of winbet's posts.

Winna.

 

[CaptainMorgan]

passed out on the toliet while taking a shit.



Not one of my prouder moments

 

[random1323]

played chicken with a cop